What everyone else's friends are like:
what my friends are like:
2. It was 17 degrees when I left for work this morning
3. My biggest pet peeve at work is when people call, tell me they missed a call from our number and then go silent. So I say "okay, do you know who called you?" "no, I just have a missed call" "um, okay well that could be over 50 people, so unless they left a voicemail I don't know who called you" "can't you just ask around?"
Sure sir, let me stop what I am doing, and go around and ask/call over 50 different people to see who called you. I would stab a candy cane through your eyeball if you were standing in front of me.
4. Adam Levine was elected (that's not the right word, but you know what I mean) DECLARED, thats better. Adam Levine was declared SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. And all I can say is GROSS! I have an awkward obsession with hating Adam Levine. I don't know what it is about him but he just grosses me out. I know many of my friends have awkward obsessions with LOVING him (CASEY) but I just don't see it. AT ALL. Lets just say he wont be making my Heart Throb Friday cut.
I guess I will try to not hate him so much because if Blake Shelton loves him, I guess I can too.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/is-adam-levine-the-definition-of-a-hot-douche
5 A comedian in NY live tweeted a couple breaking up a few feet away from him on a roof. If you want to waste 5 minutes of your day for a good laugh, please read.
http://www.kyleayers.com/post/67277872092/roofbreakup
6. Robi sent me this link this morning, its HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
http://twentytwowords.com/2013/11/19/if-famous-historical-events-took-place-in-the-age-of-instagram-20-pictures/
If famous historical events took place in the age of Instagram [20 pictures]
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