August 26, 2013

I hate goats, kind of.

Goats cannot be trusted.  They are sneaky smart bastards with a mission to destroy human life.  Or so I like to think, that way when an adorable little baby goat follows me around on the ranch all day I tell myself its an alien trying to steal something from me.  I'm not 100% sure how the goats ended up on the ranch other than they showed up after a sale in town one day, so I am only to assume they went for pennies or the sneaky bastards opened the trailer and let themselves on while Mike (Henry's dad) wasn't looking.  I'm guessing the later.

Here are a few reasons why you should never trust a goat.
1. They're assholes.

2. They are always getting in the way, and they're not even sorry about it


3. They can do human things, like surf.

4. They don't follow the rules.

5. They're so childish


6. They're jerks to their friends

7. They pretend to look really cute

I will not love the baby goats, I will not love the baby goats, say it with me! I WILL NOT LOVE THE BABY GOATS.

screw it, I love the baby goats.  I can't help it.  I love/hate them.


3 comments:

Kate said...

animal lover!!

Em said...

Is that you with a goat on your head???

Anonymous said...

this post is hilarious!

i want a KiD!!! i love goats and they're delicious as well

let's kidnap one, Sara:)


-bear