August 18, 2014

Like a Rhinestone Cowboy

I married a rodeo man.  If you were to tell me this 3 years ago I would have laughed in your face.


Henry is in fact a full blown cowboy and from June-Aug he is on what I call the "rodeo trail" which means he puts on about 6,000+  miles (slight exaggeration) in 4-5 days EACH WEEK going to Professional Rodeos across Montana.  Sometimes he will dip into North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming and Idaho.  Henry is what they call an "all around cowboy" meaning he does more than one event, because, why not?



His Events:
-Steer wrestler
-Calf Roper
-Team Roper (heeler)
-Steer Tripper

If you are ever wondering how Henry is doing in the circuit you can check online: HERE
That link will take you to tie down roping which is what he is doing best in, he is also placing in team roping heeling too.  You'll also notice Henry is not Henry but HANK HOLLENBECK.  He splits his personalities during Rodeo season.  I call him cowboy Hank, but only during the summer.

Circuit finals are January 16,17,18 in Great Falls Montana, plan your trip now and pack a jacket, its always FREEZING up there.  http://www.montanaprorodeo.com/2014/






July 23, 2014

Hoot Hoot Hutterites!


If you have not heard of Hutterites you are about to!  I had never heard of a Hutterite until I moved to Montana.  Last week Henry and I got to tour two colonies in north western Montana.

Cliff Notes: (Think of the movie The Village, with a cross of Pleasentville)


Hutterite communes, called "colonies", are all rural; many depend largely on farming or ranching, depending on their locale for their income. The colony is virtually self-sufficient as far as contracting outside labor, constructing its own buildings, doing its own maintenance and repair on equipment, making its own clothes, etc.

They are kind of like the Amish, but they have electricity and embrace technology (in regards to farming). No TVs or Radios.

Ever since I had heard about the colonies I’ve been SUPER interested in their way of life.  Being completely self-sufficient in a community of family and friends is fascinating to me.

I thought I would share a few cool details I learned while visiting the colonies.

1.    They make their own clothes.  Around age 15 girls start learning how to sew and when they get married they receive brand new sewing machine to make clothes for themselves, their husband and children.  Each year they get to pick out samples of fabric, they are given enough fabric to make their husband two pants and two shirts and themselves two dresses.  Their outfits are all the same (for women) a skirt, shirt and vest.  They also wear a head scarf that goes over their ears and hair.  The girls I was walking around with told me they never take them off.
2.    Education- Each colony has their own school house where the children start at 4 years old and go through the school system until the finish 8thgrade – at age 14 you are considered an adult and are given a job on the colony.  You do not pick where you want to work, the colony boss tells you what your job will be. 
3.    Cooking – at age 17 girls start their rotation in the kitchen, depend on  the colony most have a cooking partner and make every meal for the entire colony for a week, then switch with the next cooks.  The head cook decides what meals are made.  Imagine the amount of food prepared every day!  Most colonies are 100-130 people fed 3 times a day!  The meals are in a cafeteria type setting, 6:30am, 11:30am and 6pm. 
4.    Farmers Markets – Colonies make some of their money at farmers markets, they sell vegetables, fruits and baked goods.  The bread was AMAZING, they bake twice a week, bread, rolls, pies, etc.  Henry really really was hoping they would give him a strawberry rhubarb pie.
5.    Marriage – Since you can only marry a Hutterite your choices are a little limited, most girls have to leave the colony and go to a different colony, men cannot leave their colony.  While I was walking around the colony I had 4 sisters that kind of attached on to me, they were adorable, two were 17 (twins), 16 and 23.  They all had boyfriends from other colonies that they get to see every 6 weeks when the boys come visit for 2 days.  They get to talk on the phone at night.

Here are a few pictures from our tour:
Breakfast (also was served a Ham Sandwich)
the women prepared breakfast for us
the sheep manager explaining how they run their sheep
young Hutterite girls
Bear trapping demo, this colony saw 14 last week
Housing, 3 bedrooms and basement in each house
young boys in the sheep barn
Turkeys
egg processing, 10,000 eggs a day
peaches for dessert
dining hall




































If you ever have the opportunity to tour one, DO IT

July 16, 2014

This one time I cried in Wal Mart

I debated if I would share this story or not considering it pertains to something that I wanted to keep private between Henry, 6 walmart employees and myself.  BUT its too darn funny NOT to share.  So if you are not a fan of TMI, well, #sorryimnotsorry



The new trend in wedding gifts is to give you husband to be a book of pictures of yourself the night before the wedding, nothing CRAZY, but tasteful boudoir photos that make him even more excited about marrying your crazy ass.  Also, it will serve as a good reminder when you are 76 years old that you were a hottie back in the day.


My awesome friend Lovely who is a gifted photographer agreed to take the pictures of me, having a friend shoot the pictures made it less awkward and a fun at the same time.  I wanted to be fully covered in all the pictures, because I am a lady, but obviously I am in lingerie and they are considered "sexy" (not that I ever consider myself sexy but I'm just setting up the story here okay!?).


Time comes to get the book made, I asked one of my good friends who also made a book for her husband where she got it made, and she told me "Wal Mart" yes I shop at WalMart, yes I know its a white trash store but I have limited options in Montana and lets face it… sh*t is cheap.  I consider myself a bargain shopper so whatever!  I shop at WalMart I've accepted it you should too!


I then asked my friend "weren't you embarrassed to go pick up your book at the photo department?"  She said "yes but its not like you are naked, you are covered as much as wearing a bathing suit" I said "true" and she helped me order my picture book.  Later that day I went to pick up the book, did I mention this was all the week of the wedding, so time was an issue here.  I was hoping that since it was ordered in the morning by the time I went to pick it up it would be new person on shift and I wouldn't be red in the face.  OH… WAS… I… WRONG...



The SECOND I see the employee who is working the photo department I can tell he knows EXACTLY who I am.  I immediately turn BRIGHT RED and have to hold my hand over my mouth because I can't stop smiling and I'm on the verge of a full awkward laugh.  I try to keep it together as he searches every drawer while stealing glances my way… he then says "I think I need to get my manager because we aren't allowed to give you your photos"

… um what??


Out walks the manager and two more employees (who have a combined IQ of 37) and tells me she cannot give me my photos because they are not appropriate.  She of course is telling me this as she is holding MY PICTURES in her hand.  At this point I have so many emotions I don't even know what to say.  I HATE awkward situations and this just shot up to #1.  She told me I could go to customer service to receive my refund.  I say "Ok" and I walk away wondering how many Wal Mart employees got to see me seductively posing with a cowboy hat.
As I walk to the front of Wal Mart I feel like a pervert, like I did something really wrong when in reality I did NOTHING wrong!  I start thinking about how over 6 employees have now seen pictures of me that I wanted no one besides my future husband to see and as I get to the customer service and totally break down in tears.
Thankfully a younger women who should most definitely not be working at Wal Mart because she could complete a whole sentence tells me they print those books for brides all the time.  I told her apparently mine was too much for them today.  I then blurted out "I'M NOT NUDE!" and she just says "its okay, we will get this figured out"  I told her if they don't want to give me the pictures I need to see them destroyed myself and aren't sitting in some Wal Mart locker room wall!  I also asked her "if I was in a bathing suit in the pictures would they give them to me?" and she said "oh for sure!" awesome.  just awesome.

I then start to get angry… mad in fact that they printed my photos all had a good laugh about it and then wouldn't give me my photos.  I followed the sweet girl back to the photo department where she gets yet another manager involved and they shred the photos for me.    


I felt like flipping them all off, but I refrained after all I am a lady. 


I almost hugged the one smart employee as I was leaving. 

Luckily my friend found an online photo site that would ship right away and I got them the day before the wedding, just in the nick of time.  So word of advice, don't show off your lady bits… they could be up in  a Wal Mart locker room.